How to use SMUD

It's been a while since we've consistently flooded your webspace with useless information. Here's a quick refresher on how best to enjoy SMUD:

a) unzip your pants and take out your ring balogna
b) pull back your fur coat to expose your doinker switch apparatus
c) take a bottle of pale cat urine in one hand and spray it liberally, all over your eyeballs
7) throw yourself into a basket of freshly laundered clothing
h) call someone you don't know and yell at them really loud!

What people are saying about SMUD:

"Great stuff! It smells like my grandmother's chest of drawers where she used to keep all of her candles that smelled like things that smell similar to SMUD."

It's great to be back...We're here all century!