Did You Bring The Magic Weasel Fluid?

It's been a while since we played Who Am I...shall we play? I'm a maggot. You win!

Who am I?

I smell like eagle feces and I have an old cellphone collection under my bed. Who am I?
Tina Fey

I'm dead.. no wait, I'm NOT dead, I like triangles and my hair is a different shape every 5 minutes. Who am I?
Benjamin Franklin

I have gold teeth, a bathrobe with a dead falcon embroidered on the back and I steal peanut butter from the grocery store. Who am I?
Johnny Carson

I harvest dandelions out of season, breathe coal dust through a copy of the Youngstown Gazette and live under a rusty wagon. Who am I?
If you guessed Shawn Desman, you'd be right if I only knew who that was, but it is actually William Shatner's wife Elizabeth

I'm a gay giraffe who owns a Quizno's franchise and drives a Volkswagen Scirocco. Who am I?
Shania Twain

I've exist only as an ink drawing, carry a microphone with a picture of a dishwasher on it everywhere and eat only foods that begin with the letter 8. Who am I?
Stephen Hawking

I know, I know, that last one was really tough, but if I had said 'runs a brothel' you would have guessed way too easily. Thanks for playing!