July 11, 2009

The Zh Sound

March 8, 2009

From The Diary of Dave Saylight

"Daylight Savings Time doesn't really impact me on a Sunday. I get up late anyway. I just hate it when it happens on a Wednesday. Wednesday is hump day!"
~ Chris Farley

"Daylight Savings Time is ruining my life! I hate you!"
~ Dr. Phil McGraw

"Where is everybody?"
~ Rev. Jesse Jackson

"I've had it with Daylight Savings Time. I'm moving to Arizona!"
~ John McCain

"I woke up this morning and didn't realize it was 1981. Damn, Daylight Savings Time!"
~ Freddie Mercury

"Daylight Savings Time can go suck it!"
~ Courtney Love

February 10, 2009

Battery Calibration Clinic

February 6, 2009

Odorless Hybrid Telephone

February 4, 2009

Malignant Pony Handrail

February 2, 2009

Arthritic Trout Panties

January 16, 2009

Candied Cabbage Code